Four things

1. I got home last night and there was a package waiting for me. It was a "get well" gift from my Astoria crew* (plus one honorary member who now lives in Texas). It had a stuffed baby elephant along with a note that they are thinking of me and that something else is coming soon. I hope it's a REAL elephant. No, just kidding. My landlord doesn't allow pets. My friends are awesome. Still the luckiest girl alive. 

I named him Phants. It's short for Fancy.  

2. I bought this:  

It still hurts but at least my gums didn't bleed. #progress

3. While at work yesterday, I shoved two o.b. tampons up my nose to stop the bleeding. It worked. How fortunate that I have the kind of job where it's not only acceptable to sit at your desk with tampons up your nose, it's encouraged. 

[I don't have a picture of that one.]

4. "Pro" list continued:

Sweat pants and sports bras. All day err day.